She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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