I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Its about making memories worth repressing
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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