Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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