Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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