I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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I need you to use more vowels.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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