they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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