what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
