I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
My vagina is very pro this idea
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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