I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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