He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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