operation harelip BJ is a go
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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