we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
Randomize