You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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