but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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