YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Dick very happy bro
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