Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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