please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Randomize
