I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
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