I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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