just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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