yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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