Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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