It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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