Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
