talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
