So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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