She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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