The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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