Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Just high enough for therapy.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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