i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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