Non-Jews are for practice
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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