And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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