that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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