She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Randomize
