Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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