I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
