that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I lost the right to judge tonight
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Randomize
