Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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