Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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