oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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