Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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