Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Still dying that you shit outside
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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