very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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