Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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