i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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