: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
my being single is dangerous.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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