ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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