if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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