so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
