it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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