i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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