so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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