isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Randomize
