I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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