he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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