there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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