He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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